Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Two Eighteen Year Olds Play Coy

Only two weeks ago and idea, a small otherwise insignificant thought came across *Hein’s mind. Hein is an eighteen year old with an extremely perverted sense of humour he is known for his outrageous behaviour and shocking antics. But there are many layers to this teen who is now discovered to be a hopeless romantic. Fourteen days ago today Hein planted a small seed inside of Hilda’s mind and Hilda’s the minds of her friends “You know *Hilda, you and *Drew would be a really cute couple.” This random suggestion would soon blossom into a full blown matchmaking experiment.

Hilda, a newly turned eighteen year old has gorgeous long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. Hil (as many of her friends call her) is a hilarious, intelligent, sensitive, anxious, and generous, person. Drew could be described with the exact same words, minus the long hair, his is considerably shorter then Hil’s.

Upon hearing of Heins proposal, Hilda’s best friend *Jenn decided Hein was ingenious and the two joined forces to get their friends united. Jenn asked Hilda if she found Drew attractive and with his blonde locks and blue eyes Hilda could not deny his good looks. After much questioning and research Hein and Jenn subsequently began their plan to hook up the blondes. Hein had this to say about the hook-up “When you think about it, the two seem to be destined to be together, there’s not one person in East York who could suit either of the two more perfectly.”

Drew and Hilda had expressed much interest in each other to the Matchmakers, and with that knowledge they began to plan the first outing. Pool. It was a relaxed setting in a social environment with ample opportunity to connect, or escape. Jenn persuaded Hilda while Hein worked on his friend Drew. All four members of this pairing including Hilda, Drew, Jenn and Hein were spotted with a group of seven teenagers last Friday at a local Pool Hall on the Danforth. Hilda and Drew were said to have gotten “comfortable and familiar with each other” while partnering up for a match.

After much effort on all sides, it seems to be going smoothly for Hilda and Drew who have plans to hang out this upcoming weekend. Will the two end up together despite the strain from their friends, or will the pressure enable their relationship into something far greater than expected. Only time and patience will tell.

* Names Changed and Or altered to prevent harrasment.

Audience : Love enthusiasts everywhere 15 - 20 year olds.
Purpose : To express my amazing matchmaking talents, and or my newspaper writing.

Girl age 17 Wakes to Unwelcomed Guest.

Anne. J* woke up Wednesday March 10th to find her sister close beside her with her cat Smokey on her left. Sandwiched between the two she found herself incredibly uncomfortable, and looking to her window the grey sky and fierce wind thrashing the trees around didn’t help. Her sister was all of nine years old and had stolen the blankets and pillows away from Anne. J leaving her cold and restless.
Anne. J had been complaining about a bad back and sore neck all day and blames her sister for the injuries. A source says Anne. J had been planning on buying a lock for her door to prevent said occurrences. “She had severe discomfort throughout the day and had promised to ‘get back’ at her sister Bailey*”

Anne had even complained about her kitty taking up her queen size bed all too often, the cat had taken up residence in the billowy surface. Anne had been overheard stating that “He is too cute to wake up, he purs and he lays there like a furry ball of love and I can’t bear to move him. I fall victim to his sweet appearance and wake up to a crooked neck for it.” Anne was determined to stop the intrusions, she would fall victim to her cute and cuddly cat but she would not stand for her sister’s invasion.

Apparently Bailey had turned nine years old a couple months ago but still she had trouble sleeping on her own when asked Bailey suggest she has no plans to stop lurking into her older sisters room “I had a bad dream last night, it’s not a big deal, Anne should get over it because her bed is three times bigger than mine and I am a little girl.” Bailey falls victim to night terrors and sleepwalking on occasion she also believes she owns everything and anything her family does thus giving her a superiority complex.
All in all Anne. J is expected to get over the injuries shortly, but the pain and frustration her sister causes her will need some help from more than one professional.

* Names altered to provide safety for those involved.

Audience : 9 - 20 year olds
Purpose : To learn Boundaries and warn those who enter a personal oasis while not being invited.